Let's make this quick and dirty, shall we? After all, nobody's really reading this anyhow.
Some adjectives used to describe me are:
Spunky
Saucy
Sassy
Sandy
Smart
Silly
Weird
Dorky
Dweeby
AWKWARD
Cute
Gross
Witty
Funny
Dark
Twisty
Evil
Sarcastic
Rude
Shy
Quick
Small
Gremlin
Some diseases/syndromes/behavior disorders that may be used to describe me are:
Turrets Syndrome
Bipolar Disorder
Dyslexia
Scurvy
Schizophrenia
Catholic
Dwarfism
Psychopathic
Sadistic
Yeah, basically I'm one of those kids that shouldn't immediately demonstrate their personality to you right off the bat. Yes, I can be cute and charming, but its really a sort of charm that only comes along AFTER you've gotten to know me, sometimes I forget that. Therefore, I'm leaving it up to you to remember. Let this serve as your warning.
~Kim.
(ALSO, You don't have to call me Kim; I respond to Kim, Kimmy, Kimberly, Kimber, K-Flo, Beyonce, that bitch from (first, second, third, fourth etc.) period, Gibson, McFlurry, Florian, Sir, Ma'am, Bro, anything with a dollar sign in it or a 'Z', Miss, Sister, Nazi, Satan, Ms. Florian and of course, Captain.)
HOWEVER, if you call me any of the following you are liable to get punched in the throat:
Shawty (or any other variation of)
Ikle-Me-Kimmy-Kins
Peaches
Dim-doo-lee
Gurl (There is no "u" in "Girl".)
Gurlie
Vegetarian
Cutie
Babe
Sweety
Baby Girl
Or any term implying that I am Polish. For the last time, I am NOT Polish, on the contrary, I am German.
